I can’t go sleep in my bed, because I smell bad because I didn’t shower today and I just put clean sheets on.
But I don’t want to sleep in the basement, because it’s cold as BAWLS.
fka;jdfak;sdfj;fs
Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
Answer:
HEY. you are not a cat. You are a people. Cats meow, People talk.
Do yourself a favour. Click on the picture.
ooooooooh mmmmmmmYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD
My life is gone. Just completely gone.
FFFFFFF YESSSS
(via raeii)
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(via pretendteatime)
And 2013 and 2014 and the rest of my life.
Oh, I know I’ll be single for the rest of my life.
(via pretendteatime)
jesus fucking christ this is really fucking cute
and also dangerous as shit
(via konspiracykid)
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
(via zubat)
Everything perfect in one video.
Bless the maker of this video.
Bless them.
omg
(Source: infidi)
OMG remember that one time people made every BS excuse possible to bully people who are fat?
owait.(Sex+: FAT SHAME)
(via get-thinspiration)