And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.
Call me “Booker.”
do u ever just try to like hold everything in because you don’t wanna burden people with your problems and don’t want them to feel sorry for you but at the same time when no one can see that you’re depressed you just wanna yell to the world that you’re upset
Goals: amass fuckyou money
Forever reblog the mother goddess
i want to cry
He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.
bad news apple
now im wondering why i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps
ITS MY FAVE POST
i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
im appropriating internet culture by posting online
if anyone thinks this is an exaggeration, check this out
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
will my husband ever return from war
Brushing your teeth before bed is a bad idea because it brushes the dirt into your teeth and then you fall asleep for sixteen hours and by the time you wake up, it’s too late. Your teeth look like Tic Tacs and nobody will ever kiss you; just like it has been for your entire life up until that point. You will live your whole life without experiencing the joy of love or intimacy.
You will live alone. You will die alone. Nobody will ever think about you.
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
Two lil niggas on swifers
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
OH MY GOD!!!! This is amazing.
The head of security is the best. I died.
This is how I plan on getting through life
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